It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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