I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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