when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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