What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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