this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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