Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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