I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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