Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
