Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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