I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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