I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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