so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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