normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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