I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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