worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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