Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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