Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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