In the future we'll all be gay
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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