so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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