Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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