so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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