Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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