I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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