TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
