so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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