I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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