just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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