Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Green mimosas i think yes
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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