butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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