This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's always time for handjobs
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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