Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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