Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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