think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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