i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Let's get the cat blown out
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