this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
