absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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