Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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