So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
