Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
