Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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