Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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