someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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