Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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