Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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