I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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