Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
