I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
His hands were made for my vagina.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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