So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i out mim tonsoeep
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