Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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