Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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