grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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