If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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